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Techno-tastic Christmas

December 1st, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


This weekends papers saw the normal list of ideas for Christmas presents rolled out each year, highlighting what's in and what's out. The Daily Telegraph provided a list of techno-tastic presents categories by age, see the usual suspects like the new iPhone, nintendo DS lite and Nintendo's Wii; but I was suprised to see "Ubuntu Linux" listed ...

Ubuntu Linux
Price:  Free
From:  unbuntu.com

"It's not really in the true spirit of capitalism, but the Linux operating system makes a great gift. Intsall it on a friend's PC late on Christmas Eve, and give them an alternative to Windows Vista."

I think it's a great idea, but trying to work out the recipients reaction when they boot up their PC over the Christmas break and find a Linux operating system booting up! What's more interesting is that a main stream newspaper included a Linux kernal within a list like this.

The acceptance of open source software seems to be making it into main stream computing with all sorts of ideas like the Coliseum Project by The Anvil Organisation who are working on a project to provide home uses with a Linux server with features including full Digital Video Recorder, Music Centre and Internet Gateway.

Coliseum Project



October / November

November 18th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


October was chaotic, having finished massive amounts of work in September my body finally caved in and gave up on me, so was off work for a week trying to get back up to speed, but alas nothing is that easy as I had to return to work before getting much rest! The back log of work has been a nightmare and one of the staff (who had being on long term sick) resigned which added to the pressure of work. But we have managed to claw our way back and things seem to be getting a little better. We have won some good contracts and the project management has improved, which has taken some of the pressure off all the team. The end of the year seems to be drawing closer and we have settled back into the groove.

November brought sad news, with my father finally loosing the battle against cancer and passed away on the 1st November. I was visiting a new client and took some photos before I heard, but have posted these on one of the gallaries (autumn) in his memory. It seemed fitting to dedicate these beautifull autumnal images to his memory.

The house renovations are well on the way to being completed by the end of the month (see renovation project), just in time for Christmas!



American Ganster

November 18th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


We went to see "American Gangster" last night, a true story of Frank Lucas (played by Denzel Washington) who turned the American ganster scene on its head in the late '60s and '70s. Without spoiling the film for those of you who have not seen it yet, there is a fantastic scene where Richie Roberts (played by Russell Crow) is interviewing Lucas when he explains his hatred for the police; "when I was six a watched a policeman ram a rifle in my brother mouth so hard it broke his two front teeth, just before he broke his skull with two gun cartridges!" The hatred of this menicing charactor who was a herion dealer in Harlem (New York) was incredible. Ridley Scotts powerful movie really opens the lid on the curruption within the New York drug enforcement agencies of the day ...



Formula 1

November 18th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


A dramatic end to the season and although Lewis Hamilton missed out on becoming the first rookie drive to clint the championship title, he should be proud of his achievements. What a fantastic season, knocking the Formula 1 paddock for six! More the pitty that the season seemed to be the most political in years with Ferrari Gate, etc.,

Lets hope next year we can see a sport the concentrates on the track rather than the off teh track antics of this season. The final straw for me was Maclaren contesting the race results of the final race over alleged breaches of regulations by BMW!

If you want to keep up with the news before next season I can recommend the BlogF1.



Cutting code, Lewis and Postman Pat!

October 5th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Being extremely by busy at work in recent weeks as I had to complete a six week job in ten days, nice to know I can sill do it but was a tough one to get done within the deadline! Anyway made it and did some really cool work with Pete Brill (.net Mentor), so will resume normal rant in due course.

Just one thing to get off my chest this morning, what the hell are they doing in F1 this session, see recent blog about Lewis Hamilton on sidepod.com! Bernie, I know you want everything to go down to the final race but this is silly, don't remeber you doing this when Senna / Prost took each other out in Japan ....

Oh! ... and one other thing, what is postman pat doing! Lets bring the country to its knees, crible small business, blah, blah, blah! Is this meant to win them friends or just hold the country to ransom, thought Maggie had stopped this sort of crap!



BT Broadband Customer Support sucks!

August 26th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Clients often complain about technical support; this is often a result of frustration, technical ignorance, pressures of work, etc., I know that when a client has an issue we try to get the problem rectified as soon as possible.

This weekend I needed internet access to work from home, but on Saturday I was unable to get a connection. My first port of call was to check tyhe router, cables and telephone conections. Once I had done this I re-booted the router, checked all the sttings and then contacted BT Broadband. This is where my problems started!

OK, I know we all hate Indian call centers, but I really thought these had moved on! Alas NOT! The first technical support staff member asked me to check the router, cables, etc., My frustrations grew when the technical support asked half a dozen times what router I had, how many lights were on, how lights are normally on ...

What made this worse was I could not understand his accent and repeatedly had to as him to repeat himself. The obtuse politeness didn't help either. There really is no point saying "sorry" unless it can be meant sincereley and the situtaion is not repeated. I was promised two times that an engineer would return my call and both times I had to phone them, no information was provided on what was going on leaving me frustrated an angry, grrrr!

... and now they have said they will send an engineer out on Wednesday, now that's what I call service!



A policemans view ...

August 13th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


I was talking to a motor cycle traffic policeman over the weekend and asked him about speed cameras amongst other things. I have to say he has changed my opinion on speed cameras and the various arguments for and against them. It was shocking to hear someone whose life is spent on the road to speak so openly.

He spent sometime working with speed cameras and said that in the nine months he worked within the camera partnership, never once did he hear the words "revenue" mentioned. He also showed his irratation for the various speed camera detection systems, which in his opinion where an admission of selfishness (on the part of the driver). I have to admit that he has changed my views on cameras and the way our roads are policed.

I mentioned the Highways Agency Patrols and he said that unfortuantly this was just a dilution of profession policeman that had previously being moved into other areas, like armed response. Seems we all give the police a bad time, but most of them are just trying to do a job :-)

The person in question will no doubt recognise his comments, thanks!




Alonso vs Hamilton

July 24th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins






We are all bad people according to the Bishop of Carlisle!

July 10th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Last weekend one of the lead articles adjacent to car bombs in London and Glasgow was about the Bishop of Carlisle who said that the weather we are having this year that is causing so much misery for people caught in floods is all down to our greed! OK, this will really pull in the crowds to churches across the country, or was he thinking of Sodom and Gomorrah!



Charles Kennedy and the smoking ban ...

July 10th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Now I am only a mere mortal so although I am a smoker have to abide by the new regulations, but Charles Kennedy (MP) obviously thinks he is above the law having been caught smoking on the train down to the west country (perphaps he thinks he is still in the Houses of Parliment where MPs can still smoke in the members club). Smacks of hypocrisy!




James May's colouring project (cont.,)

June 29th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


The results were published in last weeks paper, I will leave you to come to a conclusion. Just what would our German friends think of this? Perphaps we should ask the Polish after their comments at the EU summit last week.

James highlighted one particulat entry who sent in a bare outline with "like a w****r burning fossil fuels" scribbled on its roof, love people with a sense of humour, maybe we could hook them uo with the Polish!

BMW Z4



Fosters!

June 29th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


What is it about small dogs!

Fosters



NRG Business Networks
reach out to Devon with first lunch on 26th September 2007

June 26th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


After a long wait I am really pleased to say that NRG Business networks are going to start running business network lunches in Exeter from September, for further details click here.

I would like to thank Barnaby Harris (Red Admiral), Deb MacLoed (Simple Money Solutions) and Ed Probert (Foot Anstey) for encouraging NRG to spread their wings deep into the West Counrty!



Just a careless thought,
why driving a vehicle is like running a business

June 26th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Driving back to Devon this morning having driven to London yesterday (through torrential rain) I consider the analogy of why driving a vehicle is like running a business. If you image a journey that starts along a muddy, pot wholed farm track, full of ruts and pot holes it is similar to strating a new business. You need to take things slowly otherwise you risk ground the vehicle or getting stuck in the mud.

If you manage to get beyond the farm track (and many do not) you take a small country lane (there are plenty in Devon) that present new challanges, the temptation to speed up is inevitable, but watch out for the sharpe corners, slow moving tractors and horses!

The business grows and the road widens into a two way carriage way and you excellerate as you can see further ahead, you have support and a growing team, but weather conditions change and other drivers will always surprise you! Taken carefully this should not be a problem and many of us feel perfectly safe driving in these conditions.

If you are fortunat enough to become successful and drive a large business along a dual carriage way or motorway, ther are still barriers (no pun intended), but things start moving faster and as a result you need to look further ahead to avoid slower moving traffic or market shifts. There as many stories of spectacular crashes in big business as there are in small to medium sized enterprised (SME's), they just more visible because when things go wrong they have a far greater effect.

I would love to hear other people's opinions and other analogies!



Way to go Lewis!

June 10th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Congradulations to Lewis Hamilton on winning his first Grand Prix in Canada! He said afterwards "I have to dedicate this one to my dad because without him it wouldn't all be possible," (how fitting with fathers day next weekend). Let's see if you can do it again at the famous Indy circuit!

Lewis triumphs above Canada chaos.

Best wishes to Robert Kubica who had a massive crash on lap 27.

Kubica breaks leg in horror crash.

... and in honour of Baggy G

June 6th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


The Stig talks, certain clients will now what I am talking about (Martin, Kim and Dave).

The Stig Talks

Memory Lane

June 6th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Some silliness for Wednesday afternoon. If you of a certain age you'll remember some of these ...

Banana Splits
The Clangers
Mr Ben
Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men
Hectors House


Metric Martyrs win victory of common sense!

May 10th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


European Commission drop the enforcement of metrification on the same day Tony Blair announces he will step down on the 27th June.

http://www.metricmartyrs.co.uk/

What is there to do in Newton Abbot?

April 30th, 2007
Posted by Grant Bagwell & Charlie Collins


Almost nothing! There is one club, which is more akin to a cattle market, and the second worst cinema in the United Kingdom (Kingsbridge beats this one). The average age is 60+, but there are some half decent pubs and a race course. That's it, oh and a bypass which you should stick to if you are travelling down to Torbay on your summer hols!

Dedicated to Angela as she thinks Newton Abbot is wonderful!

James May's colouring project ...

April 30th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Readers of the Daily Telegraph this weekend would have seen James May's article in the Motoring section. He wants to know what colour a BMW Z4 Coupe should be because one of his mates down his local boozer is thinking of buying one!

So here is your chance to get artistic, I'll post my version next week sometime ...

bmw z4 coupe

James May did ask people to submit your creations to Motoring Desk, The Daily Telegraph, 111 Buckingham Palace Road, London SW1 W0DT, not forgetting to inlcude your name, age and address.

Discrimination and Equal Oppurtunities

April 29th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


I wanted to submit a "situation vacant" in the local press the other day as we are recruiting at the moment. I sent across a simple advert to be run that went something like this ...

... software developer, post graduate preferred ...

... and was told I am not allowed to put "post graduate" as this is classed as agest! I then pick up the paper this weekend to find out that a company recruiting for a person to act as the "Fat Controller" in "Thomas the Tank Engine" cannot say either "fat" or "male". Now I understand the need for discrimination controls, equal oppurtunity and a whole raft of laws making our society a fairer place, but comes on, isn't this going a little too far!

Bin Collections!

April 29th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


We are told that global warming is going to have a significant effect on our climate and I am presuming in an upward direction, so why do district councils make us store food waste in bags for up to two weeks! I am of course talking about bin collections that collect recycled rubbish on week and land fill the next. This is becoming a major issue and I came across Doretta Cocks website ( http://www.weeklywaste.com) that is campaigns for a better solution!



Big brother

April 28th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


Speed cameras, surveillance cameras and other devices are watching YOU!

read more :: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1789157.stm

Record breaker :: April, 2007

April 28th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


April weather set to break record!

read more :: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6598953.stm


Is your service provider doing what they say they are?

April 28th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


I was asked to look at a companies computer systems last week as the client wasn't very happy. He was paying a fee for support, but didn't feel as though he was getting his monies worth.

I went to site with one of our system administrators and we carried out a full site survey and audited the Microsoft Small Business Server and associated applications.

The results where not very impressive, site back ups had not been done for two months, security was minimal and the upgraded server was 0.2 Ghz and 512 MB less than the legacy server these guys had canned!

So how do you stop this happening to your business?

I would suggest these simple steps will help in most cases:
  1. Only use companies that are referred to you by someone else that knows, likes and trusts them
  2. Ask for references and \ or testimonials and check them
  3. Ask your service provider what the "cost of ownership" will be, this covers upgrades, licensing, support, hardware, software, the lot!
  4. Ask them why they have recommended a solution and why?
  5. Ask them what will happen if your business grows from five to ten or fifty to one hundred staff?
  6. Ask them if the have considered open source software alternatives like openoffice.org (office suite), sunbird (calendar) or thinderbird (email client).
  7. Ask them to show you what happens if you loose all your data!


Why don't car manufacturers make incremental brake light systems?

April 27th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


I have often wondered why brake lights do not have an incremental system so that drivers behind a braking vechicle can see if they are simply touching the brake pedal to adjust speed or slamming on the anchors. How about a five light system, so other drivers know when all five are lit up the car in front is breaking heavily.

Its just an idea, might help reduce the number of accidents on our roads!


... and another thing!

April 27th, 2007
Posted by Charlie Collins


I have to regularly travel up to London so spend far too much time on the motorway system. My new pet hate in the "average speed cameras", not because they are good at catching people speeding through road works but because they don't work! This system is promoted as 99% accurate and a significant improvement to the standard GATSO cameras.

Have a look at speed cameras don't work, another good article can be found here about the unintended side effects.